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General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
Three stages of marriage
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Feb 16, 2013 22:17:02   #
Silver Threads
 
Marriage after 1 year, after 5 years & after 20 years...

click on link below:

http://www.safeshare.tv/w/fQKuZiFaLA
 
Feb 17, 2013 00:27:21   #
Ellemck
 
That is FUNNY!
Feb 17, 2013 05:53:06   #
Rosette
 
Very funny!
Feb 17, 2013 06:16:50   #
nitnurse (a regular here)
 
Oh this made me laugh! We have been married 20 years now but not quite as bad as the last scenario yet!! So funny! Thanks for posting this!
Feb 17, 2013 09:05:48   #
wjeanc (a regular here)
 
LOL
Feb 17, 2013 10:31:48   #
missjg
 
Well will be 50 years for us this July 6th.. and NO WAY is hubby gonna PICK ME UP.. he would just leave me there!
 
Feb 17, 2013 11:26:52   #
Redhatchris
 
I thought for sure the old guy would throw his back out~
thanks for the great laugh
Feb 17, 2013 12:28:32   #
not enough yarn
 
cute I will be married 30 years this fall and hubby would just cover me with a blanket.
Feb 17, 2013 14:47:00   #
auntycarol
 
Lol!
Feb 17, 2013 17:42:54   #
Evie RM (a regular here)
 
missjg wrote:
Well will be 50 years for us this July 6th.. and NO WAY is hubby gonna PICK ME UP.. he would just leave me there!


Me, too. After almost 48 years of marriage, the pounds have packed on and there is no way hubby could pick me up. Especially with his bad back.
Feb 17, 2013 20:06:33   #
run4fittness (a regular here)
 
That is so cute! I always heard the three stages of marriage, were "Lust, Rust, and Dust!. Hee hee
 
          
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