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General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
Jeff Dunham and Peanut
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Jan 9, 2012 14:36:04   #
ragdoll03 (a regular here)
 
We saw him a yr ago this last Christmas and had us in tears from laughing so hard.


PEANUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bOoJz3MFmQ&feature=related

WALTER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU6Z2T8oLlU&feature=related

ACHMED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go&feature=rellist&playnext=1&list=PLEBC65CDAEB80BC33

Enjoy!
 
Jan 9, 2012 14:41:15   #
hennalady
 
I am in love with Jeff!!
Check out my christmas cards I sent out :)
I even called my kitty "Achmed" for a nick name LOL



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:






Jan 9, 2012 14:48:13   #
ck
 
Love Jeff Dunham!!!!
Jan 9, 2012 15:04:27   #
ragdoll03 (a regular here)
 
Henna, cute cards. I sure can picture them saying those things.
Jan 9, 2012 15:20:58   #
Colorado knits
 
Thanks for the laughs!
Jan 9, 2012 15:21:34   #
gagesmom
 
absolutely looooooove jeff dunham :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
Jan 9, 2012 15:27:57   #
elsienicholls
 
Thank you - the cards are too funny as is Jeff Dunham and his little friends in the box
Jan 9, 2012 16:06:15   #
hennalady
 
Did you guys know Achmed has a kid now????
Jan 9, 2012 16:19:43   #
ragdoll03 (a regular here)
 
A kid? I know he has a brother. You pulling my leg?
Jan 9, 2012 17:12:48   #
ck
 
Love the skits with Achmed's kid - they are great!!!
Jan 9, 2012 18:09:22   #
hennalady
 
No Joke!! It was on his last show on Comedy Central last month!!
ragdoll03 wrote:
A kid? I know he has a brother. You pulling my leg?


:thumbup:
 
Jan 10, 2012 07:36:04   #
Junelouise
 
We love Jeff Dunham! My brother burned me a cd of Controlled Chaos that Jeff did in 2011...and yes there is an Achmed Junior..not as funny though I thought.

June

p.s. Love your cards!
Jan 10, 2012 07:57:00   #
Windbeam
 
Love him and Peanut!
Jan 10, 2012 12:51:46   #
Bea 465 (a regular here)
 
Saw him again on Comedy Central the other evening and laughed so hard my eyes watered and my poor nose got all stopped up. That man is so talented. I understand he's creating an Achmed Jr. If you have a Netflix account you can watch his dvds online.
Jan 10, 2012 14:17:27   #
ladylavender
 
Achmed has a son but I didn't find him quite as funny. My favorite is Jose' on a Stick and Peanut of course. Nothing funnier than Jeff fa fa. Also laughed myself silly when Peanut's green "hair" flew off into the audience. Jeff was so quick with the adlibs, his brain must fire at a million miles a second. And I like guitar man too, especially when Jeff tries to make him laugh like when polio and scoliosis became poliosis. Just too bad that Jeff has gone through a divorce.
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