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Sep 13, 2018 18:18:13   #
Maddie1936
 
A DC 'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble!

1.I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts ..''

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Cape Town is in South Africa ..''
His response -- click..

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'Don't lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!'' (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada?''

I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map'' (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas... I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas ... When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

He replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala. who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

10 Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

11 Mary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

12 A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .''

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''
'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.
After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''

Now you know why the Government is in the shape it's in!

Could ANYONE be this DUMB?

YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.
 
Sep 13, 2018 18:23:10   #
martina (a regular here)
 
Oh, dear !
Sep 13, 2018 18:23:30   #
trout23 (a regular here)
 
Thanks Maddie for some good chuckles. And yes, they do make a good point about why things are in the shape they are.
Sep 13, 2018 18:24:20   #
janallynbob (a regular here)
 
I read this quite some time ago, but I kinda believe it's true, thank you

Janallyn
Sep 13, 2018 18:32:46   #
mover (a regular here)
 
Please check 'fact or fiction .I use it all the time ,took a computer course at our church,instructor told us to check this out if in doubt.I received an email about a certain nationality,looked up on 'f or f' ,it had been going around for years.Don't accept all that you read on the internet.🕊🇨🇦♥️😄
Sep 13, 2018 18:33:45   #
Charlotte80 (a regular here)
 
janallynbob wrote:
I read this quite some time ago, but I kinda believe it's true, thank you Janallyn



 
Sep 13, 2018 18:33:58   #
ChasingRainbows (a regular here)
 
According to Snopes.com, all of this is untrue, and this posting - with different characters/job titles instead of the politicians, has been floating around the internet for over 20 years.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trip-witless/
Sep 13, 2018 18:34:31   #
mossstitch (a regular here)
 
janallynbob wrote:
I read this quite some time ago, but I kinda believe it's true, thank you

Janallyn


I don't believe it .
Sep 13, 2018 18:36:24   #
janallynbob (a regular here)
 
mossstitch wrote:
I don't believe it .


It may not be true, but it sure is funny,

By the way, I may ,.........
Oh nevermind

Janallyn
Sep 13, 2018 18:39:39   #
hildy3 (a regular here)
 
Oh! It would be funny if it were not true!!! Does it occur to any of you when you vote, which I hope you do...do you actually know these people? NO!! You vote either Dem. or Rep. and the devil himself may be a choice!! Sad, system, very sad. Do I have a better way? No! Sorry....
Sep 13, 2018 18:40:48   #
YourLuckyEwe
 
You corrected all this junk before I did.
 
Sep 13, 2018 18:45:33   #
janallynbob (a regular here)
 
hildy3 wrote:
Oh! It would be funny if it were not true!!! Does it occur to any of you when you vote, which I hope you do...do you actually know these people? NO!! You vote either Dem. or Rep. and the devil himself may be a choice!! Sad, system, very sad. Do I have a better way? No! Sorry....


Oh my, think I'll just listen to the Stones, Sympathy for the Devil, Im not speaking of you, just my mood.

Janallyn
Sep 13, 2018 18:47:39   #
Lynnknits
 
Untrue. Nothing like lies to prove a point???????
Sep 13, 2018 18:51:11   #
Carla584167
 
I had a good chuckle reading the above.
Sep 13, 2018 18:59:27   #
Candycounter1 (a regular here)
 
Scary!!
Esp the Fast plane arriving in three minutes
❓🤷🏼‍♀️❓
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