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Feb 21, 2017 20:09:09   #
pf_flyer
 
SL...I do so enjoy the jokes that you share. Here are two for you :

http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/201260317_img_13211.mp4f

click on "in mourning"


Two Glaswegians, Archie & Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. Ar've got everythin' organised awready, fluers, church, caurs, reception, rings, minister and even ma stag nite."
Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in !" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt ?" exclaims Archie..."That's magic , you'll look pure smart in that....what's the tartin ?"

"Och" says Jimmy, "I'd imagine she'll be in white."
 
Feb 21, 2017 20:11:49   #
Edith M
 
LOL
Feb 21, 2017 20:59:57   #
Damama
 
Feb 21, 2017 21:27:39   #
Knitted by Nan
 
pf_flyer wrote:
SL...I do so enjoy the jokes that you share. Here are two for you :

http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/201260317_img_13211.mp4f

click on "in mourning"


Two Glaswegians, Archie & Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. Ar've got everythin' organised awready, fluers, church, caurs, reception, rings, minister and even ma stag nite."
Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in !" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt ?" exclaims Archie..."That's magic , you'll look pure smart in that....what's the tartin ?"

"Och" says Jimmy, "I'd imagine she'll be in white."
SL...I do so enjoy the jokes that you share. Here ... (show quote)



You step in the stream, To have no errors
but the water has moved on Would be life without meaning.
This page is not here. No struggle, no joy
Arrhhhh ... this page has been ripped out !

http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/201260317_img_13211.mp4f
Feb 21, 2017 22:27:48   #
run4fittness (a regular here)
 
giggle snort
Feb 21, 2017 22:57:46   #
Gates
 
pf_flyer wrote:
SL...I do so enjoy the jokes that you share. Here are two for you :

http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/201260317_img_13211.mp4f

click on "in mourning"


Two Glaswegians, Archie & Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. Ar've got everythin' organised awready, fluers, church, caurs, reception, rings, minister and even ma stag nite."
Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in !" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt ?" exclaims Archie..."That's magic , you'll look pure smart in that....what's the tartin ?"

LOL-I had to read that out loud TWICE before I got the joke!! *so ashamed, but still laughing*

"Och" says Jimmy, "I'd imagine she'll be in white."
SL...I do so enjoy the jokes that you share. Here ... (show quote)
 
Feb 22, 2017 05:29:27   #
scottishlass (a regular here)
 
pf_flyer wrote:
SL...I do so enjoy the jokes that you share. Here are two for you :

http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/201260317_img_13211.mp4f

click on "in mourning"


Two Glaswegians, Archie & Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. Ar've got everythin' organised awready, fluers, church, caurs, reception, rings, minister and even ma stag nite."
Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in !" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt ?" exclaims Archie..."That's magic , you'll look pure smart in that....what's the tartin ?"

"Och" says Jimmy, "I'd imagine she'll be in white."
SL...I do so enjoy the jokes that you share. Here ... (show quote)


Thank you for the jokes I do love a good giggle ( as you probably guessed) SL
Feb 22, 2017 06:06:01   #
kathy1941
 
Feb 22, 2017 07:56:21   #
Grannie Sandy (a regular here)
 
Has the "ripped out" page been reposted elsewhere? I wouldn't want to miss a good joke, tho the page was funny enough.
Feb 22, 2017 08:25:14   #
NYBev (a regular here)
 
As it said: " . . . older web browsers not responding correctly to "redirect" commands". Just reading that part I have put in quotes made me laugh. I am definitely an older web browser. LOL. Am sure that is not what they meant, which is why I was laughing.

I was given a new computer for my birthday last month. Now that my son connected everything, I have to go to
the book store and find "Window 10 for Dummies" and "Windows 10 for Seniors" and figure out which one will be
simpler for me to understand. Hope I am still laughing after I read those books.
Pray for me. LOL. (I am serious though)
Feb 22, 2017 09:40:59   #
gigi 722 (a regular here)
 
Tee hee
 
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