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The Ineffective Guardian - Great Joke!
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May 16, 2019 06:44:10   #
der_fisherman (a regular here)
 
A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying: "If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kill you."

Surprised, the man stops just as a huge brick crashes down right in front of him.

Stunned, he continues on his way, and after a few minutes hears the voice again: "Stop! Don't cross the road, if you do, the next vehicle will run you over!"

The man freezes and again is almost hit by a speeding car.

The man sighs a sigh of relief and asks the air: "Who ARE you?!?"

"I am your guardian angel!" Answers the voice joyfully.

"REALLY??" says the man in sudden anger:-
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"Then where the heck were you when I got MARRIED??"
 
May 16, 2019 07:18:30   #
pstall53 (a regular here)
 
May 16, 2019 07:23:09   #
jankula
 
Thanks for the laugh early in the morning lol
May 16, 2019 15:57:26   #
peanutpatty (a regular here)
 
I have one:
Father to son, "You will remember this as the happiest day of your life."
Son to father, "But my wedding day isn't until tomorrow."
Father to son, "Exactly!"
May 16, 2019 17:23:41   #
dialknit
 
May 17, 2019 10:31:38   #
jemadu (a regular here)
 
 
May 17, 2019 17:49:57   #
KnitWit73
 
Good one! Thanks for the afternoon laugh...I needed it!
May 17, 2019 17:52:49   #
swerdna (a regular here)
 
LOL
May 18, 2019 04:09:04   #
rujam (a regular here)
 
der_fisherman wrote:
A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying: "If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kill you."

Surprised, the man stops just as a huge brick crashes down right in front of him.

Stunned, he continues on his way, and after a few minutes hears the voice again: "Stop! Don't cross the road, if you do, the next vehicle will run you over!"

The man freezes and again is almost hit by a speeding car.

The man sighs a sigh of relief and asks the air: "Who ARE you?!?"

"I am your guardian angel!" Answers the voice joyfully.

"REALLY??" says the man in sudden anger:-
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"Then where the heck were you when I got MARRIED??"
A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears... (show quote)


Good one.
Jul 24, 2019 14:36:23   #
knitwitgalaxy
 
Enjoyed that, we have just celebrated 51 years
 
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