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Jul 22, 2019 22:50:33   #
flicka484
 
A little bit of fun all we women can relate to.


WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!

Oh...They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!
 
Jul 22, 2019 22:55:44   #
run4fittness (a regular here)
 
This one always makes me smile, thanks.
Jul 22, 2019 23:26:24   #
6M2Creations (a regular here)
 
Very cute! Thanks!
Jul 22, 2019 23:37:00   #
youngie (a regular here)
 
flicka484 wrote:
A little bit of fun all we women can relate to.


WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!

Oh...They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!
A little bit of fun all we women can relate to. br... (show quote)


And what about HESTIA ...Holds Every Size Titty In Australia. lol
Jul 23, 2019 00:18:28   #
NJG
 
I have always said after witnessing some women who definitely needed a bigger bra than what they were wearing that there should be a cup size I which would be Industrial Strength.
Jul 23, 2019 00:29:55   #
maryfrances40
 
ROFLOL!!
 
Jul 23, 2019 00:33:49   #
maggiex4 (a regular here)
 
Hilarious! Thank you for the laughs.
Jul 23, 2019 00:49:16   #
Rjkda
 
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
Jul 23, 2019 00:53:50   #
ADW55 (a regular here)
 
The German bra, and all of these below.

{E} Enormous!
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!

The Catholic type supports the masses

Oh...They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!

I think there should be a Catholic German bra.
Jul 23, 2019 01:15:35   #
chickkie (a regular here)
 
At least they all stop titsenfloppen
Jul 23, 2019 01:26:21   #
liz morris (a regular here)
 
Funny. I love it.
 
Jul 23, 2019 01:47:31   #
Nanamel14 (a regular here)
 
Haha 😁
Jul 23, 2019 03:19:53   #
grtmema (a regular here)
 
This is hilarious! 🤣
Jul 23, 2019 03:43:11   #
chooksnpinkroses (a regular here)
 
Love the cup size explanation. Also the German bra at the end...
Jul 23, 2019 03:51:23   #
knitwitgalaxy
 
flicka484 wrote:
A little bit of fun all we women can relate to.


WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!

Oh...They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!
A little bit of fun all we women can relate to. br... (show quote)




I am just recovering from a lumpectomy 2 weeks ago, this will bring some lighter moments when I meet with my knitting group soon!!!!
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