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God’s Plan for Seniors (a little chuckle)
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Sep 12, 2019 08:24:09   #
NYBev (a regular here)
 
God’s Plan for Seniors

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His infinite wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.


Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose co-ordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.


Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.


So, if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
 
Sep 12, 2019 08:26:08   #
Janice Wilkens
 
So that's the reason!! :)
Sep 12, 2019 08:32:37   #
granwitch
 
By golly, I guess every cloud DOES have a silver lining, lol. Thanks for the chuckles.
Sep 12, 2019 08:43:59   #
NYBev (a regular here)
 
granwitch wrote:
By golly, I guess every cloud DOES have a silver lining, lol. Thanks for the chuckles.


I like your thinking.
Sep 12, 2019 08:53:21   #
whispers
 
Ahhh.. so that's why! Thank you for sharing.
Sep 12, 2019 08:57:33   #
Norfolknan (a regular here)
 
I knew there had to be a reason. Thanks for sharing.
 
Sep 12, 2019 09:49:09   #
Alto53 (a regular here)
 
Oh, that's fun; thanks for sharing!!
Sep 12, 2019 17:24:57   #
Knittinginmass
 
That was great! Thanks for posting
Sep 12, 2019 22:08:40   #
run4fittness (a regular here)
 
Does make a strange sort of sense!
Sep 13, 2019 05:13:24   #
johannecw (a regular here)
 
Happy to know God’s reason! Sure is true!
Sep 13, 2019 05:29:14   #
Mary Cardiff (a regular here)
 
Think he is working through my Dog,I just settle down,he makes out he need to go out,Get up open the door,he looks out then decided , not go out,Or just wonders up and down the path,
 
Sep 13, 2019 08:29:10   #
NYBev (a regular here)
 
Mary Cardiff wrote:
Think he is working through my Dog,I just settle down,he makes out he need to go out,Get up open the door,he looks out then decided , not go out,Or just wonders up and down the path,


LOL, you are so right! You have an exercise dog!
Sep 13, 2019 10:06:28   #
jonibee (a regular here)
 
There's a reason for everything..good to know...
Sep 13, 2019 11:17:27   #
Mary Cardiff (a regular here)
 
NYBev wrote:
LOL, you are so right! You have an exercise dog!


True but when I got up at 6am he looked at me as if to say you must be joking,and went back to sleep, finshed my breakfast before he came down the stairs,
Sep 13, 2019 11:41:35   #
Sarah Chana
 
Lovin' it
 
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