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... My husband just read.
I'm not sure if I can translate it good enough, usually I can kill any joke, in any language, but I really liked this one, so I'll give it a try.
A lady calls some loan company.
"Do you give loans without guaranties / collateral?"
"Yes, sure, we do".
"Well... than... what happens if I don't return it?"
"Oh, than you will feel really bad and guilty when you meet God."
"Yea, right - who knows when that is going to be"
"Well, if you don't return the loan by the 5th, you will probably meet Him on the 6th or 7th."
I'm not sure if I can translate it good enough, usually I can kill any joke, in any language, but I really liked this one, so I'll give it a try.
A lady calls some loan company.
"Do you give loans without guaranties / collateral?"
"Yes, sure, we do".
"Well... than... what happens if I don't return it?"
"Oh, than you will feel really bad and guilty when you meet God."
"Yea, right - who knows when that is going to be"
"Well, if you don't return the loan by the 5th, you will probably meet Him on the 6th or 7th."