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How many blonde knitters or crocheters does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw in the lightbulb and one to replay the video.

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Many knitters and crocheters watch videos on the internet to learn how to improve their skills.
 

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e.ridenh said:
How many blonde knitters or crocheters does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw in the lightbulb and one to replay the video.

@@,./';,./'; = knit, crochet & yarn bug - gotta get it!
Oh..I have to steal that one! Isn't copyrighted, is it? Hildy
 

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Hey Oregon..just laugh and try this one

"I know that you believe you understand what I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
I have that handy for when my grown children mis-understand something I say.

Not laughing yet...try

If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going.
My mother was a travel agent for guilt trips.
If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in the kitchen.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Now she's laughing..I've done my job..Enjoy the day..Hildy
 

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That's a hoot! Now you know I'm going to steal it and use it! If my microwave quits..I'm outta luck. I live by myself (alone is such a lonely word) and keep the larder and fridge full for some interesting "throw together" meals. No complaints, so far. Hildy
 

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And the really funny part is: we have two smoke detectors in our hallway, one battery, one hard-wired into the house's electric panel. It's usually the battery one that goes off, but ONCE the hardwired one blasted, too! Now THAT dinner was pretty exciting! I think that was the night the pyrex casserole blew up....... :roll:
 

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I was born a natural blond and stayed blonde untill the grey came, then something happened the hair that didn't turn grey got a shade darker. People use to kid me and ask"is it true blonds have more fun?' my reply was " I don't know, I've never been a brunet".
 

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courier770 said:
I don't think that jokes that "demean" others belong here.
What??????? What do-u-mean? I bet you use your left turn signal in the left hand lane when there is a left turn green arrow.
 
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