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I really had to laugh at this one - - a little bit naughty for anyone who is 'prim and proper'!! If I offend anyone please accept my apologies.
It is an Australian joke - - -

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of gourmet spaghetti. And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush.
When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their
prizes.
'Great,' said Tom. 'I love spaghetti.' 'So do I,' said Dick.
'And how's the toilet brush, Harry?' 'Not so good,' Harry said, 'I reckon I'll go back to paper...'
 
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