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Hope you will enjoy the following 'knitting' jokes as I did!!

Driving & Knitting
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.
He started chasing after the speeder .
When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.
The cop yelled, "Pull over!"
The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"

Time is of the Essence
A policeman, patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot, saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.
Stopping to investigate, he walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said,"Yes, Officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"Well, sir, I'm reading, and my girlfriend is knitting a sweater."
"How old are you, son?" the officer asked.
"I'm twenty," the boy replied, looking at his watch. "And in about twelve minutes, she'll be eighteen."
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"And in about twelve minutes, she'll be eighteen."

LOL too funny!
OMG too funny, Guess by now the sweater is on the floor!!!!

Young love. those were the days my friends, those were the days.

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