THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW
>
> The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
> He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
> have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
> screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
> intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
> up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her
> to exit her car with her hands up.
>
> He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
> photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
> opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
> arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
> car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and
> cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do?'
> bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to
> Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the 'chrome-plated Christian fish
> emblem' on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."
>
> Priceless.
>
> The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
> He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
> have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
> screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
> intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
> up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her
> to exit her car with her hands up.
>
> He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
> photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
> opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
> arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
> car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and
> cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do?'
> bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to
> Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the 'chrome-plated Christian fish
> emblem' on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."
>
> Priceless.
