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01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?"

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather
service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them
either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
 

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Yep....yep, and.....yep :thumbup:
 

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Knitwitch51 said:
LOL - that's great!

Although I refute # 6 (something happened today) AND I got a speeding ticket on July 13th in my new vehicle which I had been driving less than 48 hours! Talk about a bummer!!!!!
I am nearly 75 and have a smooth car with full racing stripes etc and still love to take it to the edge of the speed limit but since getting a ticket in 2010 I have been very circumspect.
 

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moreighn said:
Knitwitch51 said:
LOL - that's great!

Although I refute # 6 (something happened today) AND I got a speeding ticket on July 13th in my new vehicle which I had been driving less than 48 hours! Talk about a bummer!!!!!
I am nearly 75 and have a smooth car with full racing stripes etc and still love to take it to the edge of the speed limit but since getting a ticket in 2010 I have been very circumspect.
Good for you! I was really shocked at being pulled over, I had come from full stop and turn and knew when I pressed the gas peddle (surprised at how the car lurched forward quickly). A $244 Cdn learning curve sure cut into my hobby budget...and more! sigh
 

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Mustang GT convertible with red leather interior. I am the envy of teenagers wherever I go! When I was young I'd think a car like mine with an old lady in it was such a waste. And now I am one! Hahahahahaha!
 
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