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Wee Annie was sitting in the pub with her pals when an extremely hot, young guy entered...He was so sexy looking Annie couldn't peel her eyes away from him. The young guy noticed her staring and walked directly towards her.
Before she could say sorry for staring, the guy said to her, "Hi Darlin' I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £50, on one condition."
Wee Annie was shocked but asked what the condition was anyway.
The guy replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
Annie considered his proposition for a moment, pulled out her purse and slowly counted out five tenners, which she pressed into the young guy's hand.
She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said: "Clean ma hoose." (house)
Before she could say sorry for staring, the guy said to her, "Hi Darlin' I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £50, on one condition."
Wee Annie was shocked but asked what the condition was anyway.
The guy replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
Annie considered his proposition for a moment, pulled out her purse and slowly counted out five tenners, which she pressed into the young guy's hand.
She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said: "Clean ma hoose." (house)
