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The Virtues of Punctuality
My wife has been stressing the importance of punctuality to me recently.
I made a point of picking her up early at the bridge club for the first time today.
You should have seen the shocked looks of the faces of the ladies when they found out I鈥檓 alive.
Apparently my wife has been referring to me as her late husband.
 

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I often refer to mine as my late husband also. Never has the man been ready to go anywhere before I am! ! If I ask him if he's ready, he says yes. But he still hasn't put on his shirt, or his shoes. And then, as we are getting into the car, he realizes he's forgotten something. Once, we were on our way somewhere, and he suddenly turned to me and asked why I hadn't noticed that he had forgotten to shave!
And he isn't stupid---the man is very intelligent! I am constantly being astonished at his being late for everything.
 
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