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What Is Butt Dust??

What, you ask, is 'Butt Dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!

JACK (age 3)was watching
his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'


STEVEN (age 3) hugged and
kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'


BRITTANY (age 4)
had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking
juice when she got the hiccups.. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough...'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale andasked: 'How much do I cost?'


CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom
looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his
eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY(age 4)
was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew.. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

Kids say the darndest things...

The sermon I think this Mom will never forget...
This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward Heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without You, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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Oh these are hilarious!
Don't you just love the funny things kids say!
The best part is that when our kids are grown, we get to enjoy the cute sayings all over again with our GKs.
 

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These are so very funny - the last one is a real "tummy shaker"! The first one reminds me of something my 4 year old said to her father after she saw me breastfeeding her sister - she was very surprised that mums could feed their babies although a little disappointed that we can "only do milk"!
 

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My son was 4 years old and we farmed. He used to collect the eggs that the free rangeing chickens used to lay in the straw that was in the calf pen.
One morning I looked out the front door to see Mike sitting cross-legged on the lawn watching something under the porch. When I asked him what he was doing he replied,"I'm waiting for the cat to get done." Fearing the worst I asked, "Done with what?"
"Laying the Egg!" was his answer.
"What makes you think she is laying an egg?"
"Well, she's laying in the straw!"
 

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Well for one that happened at my GDs home. Their female dog was in season and had a gentleman caller. The youngest one said look mom they are wrestling. Well the older said no there not. My GD wondering just how much he knew ask then what are they doing to which they replied getting ticks off her back. She was thrilled that he was still an innocent child and we live on a ranch and he has seen things born. Thanks to God there is still innocent children.
 
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