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  1. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    ~laughing~ I always thought that wire coathangers bred, now I know what their babies are like. Now socks, they do not breed, the pairs hate each other and one enters that alternate universe with the tupperware lids.
  2. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    I always thought the lids went to live in an alternate universe.
  3. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    The look in the dog's eyes says it all.
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    Der-fisherman, I enjoy reading your posts, all of them, I find the political ones most informative and useful. It is great that you repair knitting machines for a local group. but personally I think it is irrelevant whether you knit or crochet, I belong to a woodworking forum and while I know...
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    Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. 'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never Driven a...
  6. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    If we laugh at our fears they are reduced.
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    This is the way I knit, nothing like as quickly as shown in the video though. I was taught this way by my mother, it is fast and a lot less stress on the hands. I use 16 inch needles, which can be hard to find. There is a drawback with being so used to this method, I find it really awkward to...
  8. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    A wonderful singer and a great lady.
  9. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    So clever in more than one way, my smile is broad.
  10. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    Out of the mouths of babes.
  11. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    A little bit of fun all we women can relate to. WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more...
  12. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the...
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    Hi Denn, I am in Victoria, near Traralgon. Sorry to hear about your wife. I love the bear, and ~laughs~ as we must be politically correct, sip on the bear's ears yourself, then it won't matter if the baby sleeps or not. The best thing about this forum is that there are friendly people from all...
  14. Introduce Yourself
    Hi and welcome to the asylum. Lots of great advise and fun articles. From flicka in Gippsland.
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    Do not wait go to emergency or your doctor if you can get in quickly. Your health is important, if it is nothing, well so what, if it is something amiss it will be corrected. And no I do not think it is inappropriate to talk about this in this forum. Yes there are some men who knit and crochet...
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    What a lovely story. When my daughter was small I was not permitted to knit for her, that was my wonderful mother - in- law's domain. Every month or so she woul turn up with another beautifully knitted jumper, done in Bluebell, a quite expensive 5 ply. As my daughter outgrew each jumper I...
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    So cleverly done. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.
  18. General Chit-Chat (non-knitting talk)
    To my mind the suggestion of a donation to a charity is the way to go. The pleasure of giving is in the delight of the recipient, it is up to our parents to teach us to show gratitude for anything we are given. We have all received a gift which is not to our taste, it is gracious to tell the...
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    Gorgeous. Did you make the knitted outfits? Such good little dogs to let you dress them up like that. Merry Christmas to you and of course to them Hope they get some lovely, healthy, chewy presents.
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    ~laughing~ Oh dear me! So very very true. Wonderful!
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